The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
Walk of Shame today included voting.
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
The things I do for you. Not that I'm unhappy about it. I'm just saying you should love me.
Did you sleep with him again?
No! I just led him to believe that I would if he gets me booze. Do I have that little class that you have such minimal faith in me?
Fun fact: drinking me now steals weaponry
you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
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