you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
the girl i fucked last night woke up this morning, disoriented and looked at me, and said "oh, you're hot." and went back to sleep.
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
Mega depressed bro. Had the greatest sex with the hottest girl I've ever seen and in the AM she gave me that look I've given dozens of times. I'm her drunken fat chick fuck
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I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
She needs sedatives and a leash
I tried getting kicked out of my favorite bar. No matter what I did, I could do no wrong
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
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I lost all interest the day she banged that guy in the Amazon parking lot. That's a special kinda whore.
Well I finally got to say all the things I wanted to say. Including telling him he looks like a naked mole rat
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
I woke up next to my bosses toilet.i wish you had just left me in the neighbors yard.
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
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