If facebook stalking was a job I would totally pown it
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
I'm not sober enough to be having a conversation about a rap she wrote in Spanish about public safety
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doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
In local news, attempts to hide phone from extremely drunk self prove unsuccessful for Dallas woman.
Is it inappropriate to be Drs. Willy Fister and Jess Hewill as a couples costume for Halloween?
Oh we're gynecologists
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
I tried to steal a Mike's Hard sign last night but it didn't work out
why what happened?
Well it was going fine.. until the bouncer noticed the three foot steel lemon sticking out of my jacket.
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
I don't know if the fact that I carry lube in my purse means I'm living life right or I'm doing it wrong..
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
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