who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
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I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
On the verge of sleeping with a man who can take me to an early bird dinner and a movie with his AARP discount. YOLO
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As a Chick-Fil-A employee, I think you'd appreciate the visual of me almost accidentally pulling out my wallet with a thong hooked on it as I payed for my waffle fries just now.
Side note: the physics of a guy my size and age getting laid in the backseat of a Toyota Camry are absolutely staggering
You went to a drug deal in a onesie.
I can still taste the Jäger. I'm gonna shoot myself.
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
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