shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
and then he said that the only reasonable explanation as to why I got swine flu was because all I ever do is join the bandwagon
Thats two for two birthdays where I've gotten the "alcoholism runs in the family" speech
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
i really appreciated the lovely drunk rendition of whitney houstan's "i wanna dance with somebody" you left on my voicemail.
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
We were walking up the stairs and I asked Dominick what floor the party was on. The cop who had just tried breaking it up was walking down the stairs, drinking a slurpee, and answered, "Third floor."
So, I'm drinking, and I put my head down in the table. The cat jumped up to check on me, I have a cat sober monitor.
Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
I just found a baklava I forgot I got last night so we can call it a day
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