Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
You told the cops that they couldn't arrest you because they weren't hot enough to fuck
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
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hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
Matt is in the hospital again. the night nurse text me asking not to bring the boombox again. is it sad or awesome that they are starting to know us?
Remember the time we were horrifically hung over, went to mcdonalds, an you merely felt the weight of the mcnuggets box and knew there was an extra?
like it was yesterday
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Pretty sure I tied my shoes laces together to keep myself from driving drunk. Fell like six times. Keep forgetting
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
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