After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
uhh when the x-ray tec was moving your head you licked his hand and meowed.. i think he knew you weren't sober
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The nurse who basically saved my life just came into the store. Didn't recognize her. Awwwwkward.
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
I'm kinda amazed by how many times I've texted the word penis today.
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
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True love: he brought me a margarita while I was n the shower. He's a keeper.
I think this bruise on my arm is actually an impression of your face
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
It's not as funny as it sounds. I shit myself at the company Christmas party.
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
9 am booty call on your ex's birthday. Fuck yea
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