Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
This is a mass text: my birthday is tomorrow, and I want a full day of birthday sex. Send me your availabities. Time slots begin at noon
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
the evidence from last night is not good...
what evidence?
my underwear is on inside out, and there are french fries in my hair...
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
I woke up this morning to find a stuffed animal submerged in the toilet. I'm not entirely sure if it was the cat or Kara.
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
There is not enough whiskey in the world to get me through what happened on Pretty Little Liars tonight.
First world problems.
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
I just want cinnabon and vodka.
like, there should be nothing wrong with me wanting to watch you put on a bikini and roll around in a kiddie pool of jello
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
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