You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
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So i learned you can't hair-of-a-dog jaeger hangovers.
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
Drinking franzia alone at noon watching a cheese themed episode of "The Chew" I'm ready to admit I need a job.
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You know what's fun. When your getting a new mattress and you forget you put your vibrator under your old mattress and the moving guy finds it
At the ER, will you come pick me up... Had an allergic reaction, wanted to see if I could eat a peanut without dying... Do you how bad this is evolutionary, I would have died back in the days of survival of the fitest by now
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
I've Ubered to the bar three times this weekend to get my car but every time I get there I end up drinking. Still no car.
He's at Disney with 4 kids and I'm drinking wine from the bottle in bed at 2:45pm. Does it sound like we're compatible??
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