Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
I need a horse. I don't think you can get a DUI on a living creature.
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
Just warning you now f you do not get intoxicated with me in front of the family on thanksgiving we are not related.
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
The dog just sneezed and it sounded like a person, after I said bless you I freaked the fuck out and got the gun
And now I'm drinking leftover wine in the grad lounge because fuck my life
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
At one point in the night, as we were running from the cops, I clearly remember you yelling "little gnomes are tickling the insides of my body!" ...that high.
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
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