Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
If God's watching us, we might as well be entertaining
Balls are like the throw pillows of the penis
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
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