I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
The only times girls talk to me at clubs is when they're asking if I'm okay when I'm puking outside. Or if it's a tranny
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
I'm not fucking any of these fools. But if they want to buy me Olive Garden, that's their business.
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