I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
sooo my mom just yelled up the stairs " you left your bowl down by the computer"....aaand for a second I forgot cereal bowls still existed
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
Looks better than the half a blow job I got the other night which I had to finish myself. From a chick I refer to simply as "mom jeans".
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
I just crop dusted the hot FedEx guy delivering my business cards...then asked him "Was that you?" How the fuck am I allowed to be an adult?
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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