Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
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I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
And then you proceeded to sneak behind thee bar and hold up an empty bottle of vodka and scream LOOK WHO THE BARTENDER IS NOW BITCH!
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
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if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
So. Somehow managed to fuck my contacts out of my eyes. Didn't know that was even possible.
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
Note to Self: Never again eat a weed brownie by yourself two hours before a tornado warning in your exact location.
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
My vibrator broke.
Dude it's been less than twelve hours. Did you sleep?
Don't worry about that. I need a new vibrator.
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