You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
This guy in church just had a prayer request to help him get through his hangover. He is my new hero.
saw a man tazing a raccoon in the middle of the street last night... normal
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i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
Cop came to our door looking for you. Something about sex in public and intoxication. I said you matched the description.
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
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No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
Don’t listen to me, I’m walking around wearing nothing but rave bracelets and headphones shouting “yeeeeaaahhhhhh”
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