everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
stuffed animals make me feel really maternal.
That's it, I refuse to live in a world where sparkly vampires beat Batman at anything.
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
Smuggling a beer bottle full of vodka out of the bar with a tampon as a plug for the top of the bottle wasn't one of my classiest ideas... but your hangover proves it was resourceful and effective. Your welcome.
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
So my parents just watched me pour their rum into a bottle and only add crystal light powder, no water... Talk about being judged. All I could say was "Cortland tricks?"
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
I balled in the shower for 20 minutes, rolled up to the meeting late looking like a gremlin, and my one night stand was standing there in a suit
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
Once someone takes a shit in your toilet they are no longer a guest.
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