Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
false alarm. still invincible.
My number went up to seventeen today. I forgot to add my random hookup on a sailboat.
Tinkerbell just flew up to me and tickled my balls. What the fuck did we smoke?
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
Dude. If I met a dinosaur right now. we'd totally be on the same page. Brainwaves and shit.
Mike showed up naked and in handcuffs. Again. Feel free to come over and laugh because I'm not helping this time.
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
Let's put a bunch of beers in a backpack and shotgun them in a Red Lobster bathroom
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
But did u die
I found an onion in my purse
I’m going down on him like an Oompah Loompah on roller skates.
That makes no sense, but good luck
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