On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
No need to clean the puke on the driveway. The squirrel is eating it up.
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
My pants zipper is stuck halfway down. I have to interview an intern later. This day is gonna be amazing,
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
I puked on her cat, I think I should at least buy her breakfast
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