Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
I am getting my wife a tattoo just above her butthole that says, "For entry just add tequila."
When she e-mailed me back asking for proof, complete with hospital intake records, I just told her it was a home-birth. I'm prepared to take the fail.
So squirting runs in the family.
Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
Just discovered i ordered the nhl center ice package back in september, the operator said there was a note next to the time I called, indicating I may have been intoxicated while calling (no clue why but it was noted)...meaning I was drunk...meaning ill never miss another sabres game...i love me and am beaming with self pride
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
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