No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
chasing schnapps with beer is a terrible idea. never been drunk at 3PM before. please help please please please please
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
He used the panoramic camera on his iPhone to take a picture of his dick. And it actually filled it. Pretty sure I just came.
Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
I told you being able to play expert on guitar hero would get us laid one day
That isn't the worst part. It got a bazillion times more awkward when he read me a poem he wrote about his dead cat.
Just trying to show you I care.
Isn't it supposed to be "what would you like for dinner?" instead of "how do you take your blow?"
Hey, you're the one who asked me to mc to move in.
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