so I'm never txting u again after today...
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
I woke up with a solved rubics cube in my purse
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He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
I know it's not technically the "Mile High Club" but we def need a name for the airport bathroom. Cuz that just happened.
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
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The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
Any time you've had a failed relationship, I blast No Sex for Ben by The Rapture and dance around my room. I wish I was joking.
First things first, I always get more drunk than the birthday girl. Like, who's idea was it to sing karaoke? I killed it.
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.