gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
Dude i think i got lasagna in my eye
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
Guy Accidentally Starts A Group Chat With All The Girls He’s Talking To And Gets Absolutely Roasted
could you please tell me why you thought vodka soaked band aids were a good idea?
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
The Internet Is Obsessed With This Stripper Who Dropped It Low Just To Eat A Slice Of Pizza
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
I really want some funfetti cake but I feel like its more socially acceptable to go out and drink
She asked me to come on her OkCupid date with her
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
Nothing like a dick pic from your fave ex to make you audibly exhale sadly.
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