Do you have a shampoo for semen
Or a time machine
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
I just found out that the liquid capacity of my breasts is 700ml each. I should not be left alone at home when drunk.
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
she was drinking until 3, woke up at 7, shouted 'I'M STILL DRUNK" and went out for a jog in her thong
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
It was sweet, he carried me out of my bathroom after I passed out, built me a pillow fort so I wouldn't roll out of bed, set a glass of water on the table, and brought me a mixing bowl to puke in. Totally a sign we're more than just fuckbuddies.
tell me about the fingering
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
I watched my wife kick balloons while wearing thigh highs. It's not a sentence you get to use too often
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