a woman just threw her tv out the window while screaming "will you fucking work now?". i'm never moving
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
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I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
So help me Jesus we're never drinking together again. But weekends don't count. Amen.
She texted me shhh....im drunk, secret booty call...how could i say no?
i think i swapped my keys for drugs last night
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
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He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
i just has to use a gift card to Target that one of my students parents got me to buy Plan B bc my bank account is -$0.08 so my 2017 is starting exactly how i pictured.
Nothing like a dick pic from your fave ex to make you audibly exhale sadly.
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
you put your dick on my shoulder this morning like it was a fucking parrot
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