I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
I'm writing my will in case I die this week, it'll be saved on my computer under: little 500 death scenario
He just asked me if I'd be interested in couples therapy. Fuck my life.
My entire summer has consisted of being too drunk for this shit, too sober for this shit, or too hungover for this shit.
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
A particularly funny moment you may have missed; you walked in to the basement to announce that whoever was cooking sausages had left them on the grill for Hella long, only to be told that you were in fact the person grilling. At which point you just said, "the sausages are done" and walked out
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
all I remember is screming at her "I want you and your tortillas... DEAD"
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