where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
smoked weed with Joakim Noah last night....if he was half as fast to the basket as he is to grab a joint from me we'd have another championship on our hands
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
Whoever I saved in my phone as "Jackpot" last night has your keys.
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
I quit doing blow for him. If that doesn’t say “I’m in love with you and want to marry you” idk what does
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