Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
Literally just as i started to cum the church bells next ot my house began to ring. either it was the most epic timing ever or god was watching and congratulating me
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
I told him that he was essentially a very life-like dildo with a person attached so he needed to stop having feelings because it was getting annoying. He agreed.
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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