We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
She looked at me and said "i like penises." and then passed out with her condom balloon animal in her hands.
The only thing you accomplished yesterday was dry humping me on the floor of my work place WHILE I was working.
Either she's trying to smother me and failing, or she just has a really bad sense of where her tits should go.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
at least he now gets to tell people how he once threw a party so epic that the next day they had to clean some girl's body paint off the ceiling
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
Randomize