I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
i just found a bag of weed behind my capital one card. i guess that's what's in my wallet.
Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
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Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
I just had to call my mom to come pick me up stoned at a Lana's house and beg her to buy me Taco Bell. I'm graduating from college in 14 hours. Fuck
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
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The more I think about it, the more convinced I am that I'm the solution to all of T-Swift's guy problems.
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
Just got the test results back; apparently I'm red-green colorblind. this explains the past 18 years of my life and i'm wondering why i didn't realize this sooner
We drunkenly made out once four years ago and then he immediately vomited and honestly I've never gotten over him
Omg I joined a choir last night...
So I ended the trip with two cold sores, poison ivy on my leg and vagina, and no alcohol or weed. WORST. 4TH. OF. JULY. EVER.
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