like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
You were such a shitshow...I was just standing in the kitchen eating my toaster strudel and you came in, whispered "you didn't see anything" and led him to the couch
I'd say I'd distract him, but I lose my psychic powers when guys get girlfriends. And by psychic powers I mean taking off my top.
As I type I'm climbing my cousins swingset so I can take a nap inside the slide. Fuck this hangover. I always win.
You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
The next time you try to drunkenly strip me in public let's make sure it's not anywhere near the daiquiri factory or a group of police officers.
I desperately wanted to wear your shirt.
You sprinted into the side of a parked car
For the sake of being nice I congratulated her and she replied with something along the lines of that I need to stay away from him and not touch him ever. I really wanted to be like "been there, done that" but my New Years resolution was to not start any cat fight over boys with small dicks before noon
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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