can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
I just wanna buy a tempur-pedic so i can drink in bed and not spill
So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
The good news is the bleeding stopped. I think I'm going to sober up before I tell you the bad news though.
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
Dear, was it your thong we found wrapped around my hairbrush next to Rachel's bed? Please explain.
he apologises profusely for spelling mistakes in his texts but doesn't care about cheating on me. priorities
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
last night I used snow as a chaser
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
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