He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
You've never even broken a bone. You singlehandedly disprove natural selection
Dude you spent 20 minutes on the phone with dominos answering machine trying to order a pizza
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
The toilet wouldn't flush at the club so I literally just shat in the garbage.
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
I feel like I owe her child an apology or something after blowing my load on the tattoo she has of her.
Look, the coffee machine died a noble death. It was the way it would have wanted to go. It was a mercy exploding, really.
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
Im too stoned for my mom to be picking up hitch hikers. Help.
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