People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
I woke up to somebody tossing my salad... I should have drank more
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
Less adorably, the dog stared me down, yelping, while I gave him a morning blowie.
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
Uh I almost got the bride to go down on me. I'm the smoothest maid of honor ever.
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
We were literally making dick jokes with his dick out
That’s the level of friends with benefits I aspire to achieve
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
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