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(770): View more from Georgia

Found moms dildo in drawer while looking for socks, and its wet

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(402): View more from Nebraska

You love popeyes more than me

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does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?

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(302): View more from Delaware

No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.

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(270): View more from Kentucky

Hey man, did I leave the bottom drawer to my refrigerator that I had beer in at your house by any chance?

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(613): View more from Ontario

ATMs should seriously have built in breathalysers, I would save so much money.

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(203): View more from Connecticut

she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years

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(917): View more from New York City

I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.

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(720): View more from Colorado

The zombie version of you bit my friend's hand. No more zombie crawl for you. Not ever.

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(716): View more from New York

why is there a porcupine in the kitchen

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