The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
ugly people sure do ruin things
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
She volunteers at a homeless shelter. You volunteered to drink 7 day expired milk for $3. No chance. Give up.
I've realized that you're the only friend i can rely on to drink with me any given day. i thank you for that.
I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
His gf just liked my changed relationship status. She's gonna shit bricks when she finds out he left her for me. Bless her little heart.
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
In her defense, she didn't know I had a twin brother. Plus, we're even: I banged her sister.
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
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