i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
He dyes his hair, fake tans and lies constantly. What did you really expect from him?
A better fuck for starters.
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
I gave you a 45 minute blowjob. You were inside me for 3 minutes. I'm going to need you to get your shit together.
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
Don't forget ur talking to the master juggler. Remember that time I slept with 3 guys and made them all pay for plan b? Paid the rent didn't I?
I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
He referred to his penis as "The Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger." I'm both disgusted and turned on
My roommate has a sixth sense about my jerking off and walks in EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.
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