he pushed my hair back because he said it made me look like kelly kapowski and he told me to call him zach
he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
I'm so proud of your ability to turn my Charlie horse last night into anal sex.
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
There's just something about a dollar tree pregnancy test that screams THIS WASNT PLANNED!
That's because "bed time" is my sex playlist. If you're trying to fall asleep use "nap time"
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
She once gave me sex advice over the phone while intoxicated. So no you don't have the cooler therapist.
As he walked by me and gave me his dreamy smile full of dimples all i could think was 'I gave you chlamydia'.
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
I knew I was in for a long night after I filled the empty pinata carcass with beer, bit off the top of one of it's legs and used it as a beer bong.
I was not drunk enough for that final.
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