I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
I just saw a woman parallel park a horse. Awesome. Only in New York..
I lost my phone so I put sticky notes all over my roommates body asking her to wake me up at 7:00 AM.
You do realize there's a subtle difference between not remembering your outfit from april 17th of last year vs forgetting that last night you undressed in the street and were grabbing every dick you could reach, right?
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
Maybe STDs were invented to keep stupid people from having kids.
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
I legitimately just had to leave work because I am too hungover. The front office ladies keep making fun of me.
He may have been a dick but he DID give me his Netflix log in. Maybe some good did come of it.
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