just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Someone carved 'Hank' in all caps in the snow outside my apartment building so naturally I turned the capital H into a K and added an S to the front.
I think college has really matured you.
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
you sat up and said "i'm the worst kind of roommate, the drunk kind"
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
I feel like my lungs want to punch me in the vagina.
is that even a sentence?
Wait, you seriously DON'T keep vodka in your backpack??!??!?
Children cease to be precious when they crap their shorts in the pool I exercise at.
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
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