What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
dude, my own friends sent me home from a party last night. real cool assholes. real cool
Please stop bringing your one night stands to Sunday brunch.
I made him tell me how he proposed to his wife before I'd bang him. I have a problem.
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Seriously. He was just sitting there naked in the dark with a boner pissed that I came home late.
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
Can we make a pact that if we're 40 and still sluts that aren't married we can get civil unioned the fuck up and raise an asian baby as our own?
he gifted me a vibrator as he was breaking up with me. you tell me how my night went
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Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
preface to our conversation: my vagina hurts.
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
My Dachshund waddled into the room carrying a rolled-up pad in her mouth with period blood. This day is clearly off to a good start.
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