I don't usually arrange sex via text message
Crap im kindd 0f drunkk we just hooked up in a mcdonalds parking lot but i dont know why how we are here
Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
Mystery solved: The table is broken because I had sex on it last night.
WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
Ate 3 ghost peppers and chased them with Everclear last night. Currently on the toilet cursing the universe and everyone in it.
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
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