How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
it hurts more in the daytime
DAMN! I hate it when i drunkenly erase all my "sent message" and wake up in the morning and my inbox is full of "WTF?" and "Huh?" messages.
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
The only way to make beer can wizard staffs any better is to sew your own wizards robe and hat to go along with it. welcome to tuesday nights at my new apartment
Friendly reminder that on the walk home you tripped but instead of falling to the sidewalk, you tried to save it and ended up headbutting my ex-boyfriend in the balls. ILU.
just used my amazon order history to figure out my anniversary. I am the most epic/shittiest bf ever...
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
Are you wearing clothes?
Fuck no, who do you think I am
I once broke a mans heart just to get laid by a premature ejaculator
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