You ever start fucking a girl and realize she kinda looks like your mom?
she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
I know it's like I wanna bring somebody fun who I haven't drunkenly expressed my feelings for. Or hooked up with. It's a struggle.
I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
The wedding is over. Operation sleep with my step-sister has officially begun
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
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