You screamed, "I am going to fuck this cheeseburger". They all started laughing until you actually started having sex with the cheeseburger.
You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
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First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
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Your couch is like an animal shelter for stray drunks.
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
He texts me "what are you wearing" in the middle of the workday, so naturally I assume he's kidding and respond "the blood of my enemies" #foreveralone
We were in bed, and he looked at me and asked if I'd be weirded out if he took his leg off. BEST.SEX.EVER.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
I made the antidote to the nasty cognac. I AM THE GOD OF MIXED DRINKS.
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