So I have to go swallow an entire zebra. Ur on ur own girl.
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
Highlight of my evening, pile of books falling onto me in front of people
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
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I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
Mom just posted ur drunk pix from Cancun in the newly made "My not-so-fantastic son" album. Thought you should know.
He ripped off his socks and ran around the basement barefoot. His feet turned black. Then he chugged Parmesan cheese. He chugged dry cheese dude.
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After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
You are allergic to dogs. DO NOT kidnap something you are allergic to. No matter how fluffy.
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
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