with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
You tried to convince her that if she gave you head she'd hear the ocean.....
She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
I've only been here for an hour and I've already made 6 babies cry.
Happy Birthday
you were so high that you made a 14 page PowerPoint on why Santa would beat Peter pan in a fight.
and I must say, you were very persuasive
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
Apparently I was the fucked up drunk guy greeting people at the hotel in the lobby last night.
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
because of daylight savings time I lost an hour of sex with an incredibly hot guy last night. thanks a lot farmers.
I woke up at like 4 am with an old Korean woman cuddling me. I assure you she was not there when I went to sleep.
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
What the hell was that?
Genius. It was sheer genius.
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