How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
My favorite part of our friendship is your tits.
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
Woke up with puke in my bed and my pockets full of Tootsie Rolls.
Jealous.
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
And you just kept trying to fit through the dog door and not drop Jello shots.
Cancel that soberness update. I just almost fell down in the security line
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
if i cared i wouldnt have woken you up by pouring a bottle of soy sauce on you.
is that what this stuff is?
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
Far too many of our conversations end in us talking about sperm
When I go to hand him the blunt and he's eating a cookie and responds with "let me hit this cookie"
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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