So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
my mom just found my bong and asked what it was. I told her it was a hookah
and she bought it?!?
yeah...but her friends at work told her hookah was fun and now she wants to smoke it with me...im thinkin yes
my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
SARAH B AND I ARE GOING TO GO HALFSIES AND BUY YOU A CAT. IS THAT OKAY. TO KEEP YOU COMPANY DURING THUNDERSTORMS SUCH AS THIS ONE. ITS BECAUSE WE LOVE YOU.
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
It was the night of "what the fuck have you done with my daughter and where is she" texts from mom...
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
Nothing will ever be as awkward as looking my mother in the eye and talking to her while I have a dick inside me. Time for a lock on my door.
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