As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
Had to. She was getting married in 2 days & her vag was having a close out sale. You know I love a good bargain.
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Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
Hey had an urgent voicemail from the Illinois national guard....have you been using my identity for your blackout weekend?
Yes and yes
Just ate tuna on a frozen waffle because we were out of bread.
This is why you don't have nice things.
I have a new favorite bar game. It's called, get dressed up and go drinking alone then make up random stories of why you are alone to look less like an alc
The bachelorette started when I opened the door and they threw a few dozen dildos at me.
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Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
Facebook just reminded me of the time I found two IHop cheese sticks in my hand bag. Those were the days.
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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