so the chest pain/shortness of breath/overdose guy we just took to tm hospital is now running down market street from the police in a gown holding his iv.
Her dad smelled like someone lit a fart and burned their ass hairs.
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
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Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
My dad and I just got asked if "we wanted a more intimate setting for our date". The world is coming to an end.
That is true. Vodka is like a dog. Always loyal, warm, and there for you when you need it
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Passed out mid cig in bed last night. Thank you cough for allowing me legal prescription hydrocodone.
I'm spending tomorrow doing taxes and making jello shots. Is this adulthood?
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
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