just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
Look I know it's late and I hope this doesn't wake you up but I feel like you should know that I'm sleeping on my couch in my own apartment so that my friend can get laid in my bed, and I would do the same for you.
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
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max decided it would be a good idea to run down the hall and smack down the exit sign. now we are sitting in the emergency room, and he is wearing the sign as a bracelet
I'm actually not sure I need to run today, between the crazy monkey sex and breaking into my own house.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
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Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
All right, sex is off the menu for you. Now you just get friendship. So I can spend marginally less time being annoyed by you.
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
Drunk man just fell out of said wheelchair
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