I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
So apparently we dropped beers outside the apartment last night, and someone RETURNED them! Ha like what? I just walked out the front door to Christmas in a box on my doorstep.
What started as a "classy" double date ended with Jeremy and I tripping our balls off and talking to the refrigerator while the girls cried on the couch and questioned where their lives were heading.
You will not judge me for my made-up holiday of wine appreciation day
I feel like I ran a fucking marathon on my knees last night and there are bruises to prove it.
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
Napping in front of family members can be embarrassing when you get a christmas boner in your sleep
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
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