I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
he texted me telling him i gave him the clap. but i think he gave it to me and i gave it back to him
the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
She gave me a can of steel reserve to pour on myself in the shower
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
so I just realized.. of my 70k student loan debt, most of it went toward bar tabs, eightballs, and sweet-ass ties to wear to gamedays and other people's weddings. I think about shit like this while I'm at my mid-level management position. you know. "working."
Look upon your future, America, and despair.
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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