I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
I hate seeing commercials about babies when i'm high
Yeah, I don't like babies at all
This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
we got her to the bathroom intime. all she could say was 'now my bladder is empty just like my soul'
And also the fact that I woke up sandwiched between two gay men is probably fueling my day
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
I just need to stick to one night stands and delete social media
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
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