Why is my head in the toilet this morning but there is vomit behind the toilet
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
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I need a legitimate reason as to why the microwave door is in the shower
It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
When he goes down on me, he stares me in the eyes like a shark mocking it's prey as it devours it. Plus, his beard smells like dirty gym socks. This has got to end.
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH THE WOMAN THAT IS STAYING AT YOUR HOUSE. FORGIVE ME IF IM NOT THINKING YOUR A DEDICATED BOYFRIEND.
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
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