Making out with married ex girlfriends: priceless
Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
Oh I already celebrated valentine's day. I stayed up until 4 AM listening to biggie, drinking rum, and caressing all my girl curves in front of the mirror. And then I came 3 times.
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
I think my ball sweat smells like waffle house. might be time to change up drunken eating habits
I fucked her ex bc she fucked mine but now we're cool and I'm watching her dog this weekend
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
from across the room i saw you look into your beer and whisper "i love you"
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