dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
you didnt know i had herpes?
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She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
Why the hell did you smack that girls beer out of her hand at the end of the night then buy her a double jack and coke for?
Its called bad cop laid cop.
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
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I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
Update: drank half a bottle of Bourbon and texted three ex's. Waiting for the roommates to go to sleep so I can raid the fridge.
i had to call the bar to ask if they found my bowling ball. That good of a night
I'm about to do something based solely on the fact that a fortune cookie told me to. This may not end well.
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
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